Pirate /Ninja Debate Who's Cooler?

what do u guys think? it's the never ending debate who is cooler ninjas or pirates??

Pirates:

• they have awesome hats
  
• they get "booty"
  
• they're always drunk and entertaining (think Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean)
• No one notices their emo flag because they are so cool
  
• they're outlaws :)
  

Ninjas:

• Ninjas are silent
• Chuck Norris. Yes, the ninjas claim Chuck Norris. Sorry, pirates.
• Ninjas have better comic books. I hate to say it, but nearly every superhero has some sort of ninja training. (teenage mutant ninja turtles)
• they disappear like smoke
• they have awesome weapons
  
• they are generally cleaner than pirates

I generally think a ninja is awesome-r that than a pirate ..